Hoja's sense of humor !

 Here are a few stories that show off Hoja's sense of humor.

One day, Hoja was walking along a path. He had been invited to a wedding at a rich man's house, so he was wearing his best silk clothes.

He was also wearing the most beautiful turban he owned. As he was walking proudly, a stranger approached him from the opposite direction and asked, "Could you please read this letter for me?"

Hoja replied, "I don't know how to read this."

Hearing this, the stranger scoffed and said, "I thought a person with such an expensive turban would know how to read."

Immediately, Hoja felt angry. He took off his turban, placed it on the man's head, and said, "Huh! Now you try to read it with the turban on!"

On another occasion, Hoja had to travel on a sailing ship. There were twenty passengers along with the captain.

During the journey, a very strong wind began to blow. No matter how the captain changed the direction of the sail, it seemed like the ship would capsize.

He shouted, "Our ship is about to sink from this shifting wind. Everyone, pray to Allah!"

Only Hoja stood aside without praying. The others began to pray loudly. The captain looked at Hoja and yelled, "Why aren't you praying at a time of danger like this?"

Hoja said very casually, "I am just a passenger. But it is the captain's responsibility to make sure the ship doesn't sink!"